• me: *touches elbows with a stranger on a shared armrest*
  • me: what are we
  • uhmeliamay:

    when you realize you’re the butt of all your friends jokes

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    realjunko:

    EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

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    koolaidicecubes:

    When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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    tomkirk:

    my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

    animalcell:

recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign

    vinculum-mastery:

    mescalineforbreakfast:

    Kinda wanna have sex

    Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours

    Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas 

    the struggle is so real

    unperceptible:

    "how would you describe yourself"

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    pizza:

    *gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day

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    sionic1:

this gets me everytime